SEX! Care Bear style
Just to reiterate last Thursday’s theme: SEX! In this case, have you ever wondered what it would be like for two giant, quarter-ton Care Bears to fuck? Wonder no more!
Even in modern times, Gorwal sex still usually took place outdoors, in wide open spaces. This was because when two bears weighing up to a half-ton each got together, there was bound to be a whole lot of shaking going on. Along with birth control, the female usually brought a medical kit as well. When two bears weighing up to a half-ton each, armed with very sharp claws and teeth got together, there was always a good chance of blood being shed.
The casino’s cleaning crew would find the bedroom of the suite a complete loss the next morning. Rather than try to clean up the broken lamps, shattered dressers, and shredded mattresses, they would simply open the emergency airlock and suck everything out into space. That would leave only the bloody paw prints on the floor, walls, and ceiling to clean up. If the cleaning crew wasn’t made up of robots, they would have wondered just how the prints got onto the ceiling.
The answer to that was that Dr. Irony had wanted to know whether Sadie could make her Gorwal form fly. She had given herself a pair of sturdy bird wings and then managed to lift off a few inches from the mattress. She dug one paw into the ceiling to remain there while Dr. Irony did his business for the third time.
Despite how violent and bloody Gorwal sex was, Sadie had to admit it was the best she’d experienced in over fifty years. Back on Earth, her husbands were all so old they focused on not dying during the act, not realizing that if they did survive a crueler fate would await them. Dr. Irony was a far more powerful lover, and for the first time in over fifty years she experienced an orgasm without doing it herself.